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We’d better get back, cause it’ll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night

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Not only is it accurate enough to compensate for the tiny aberrations in the optics, but it’s so accurate that we don’t know how accurate it is because we don’t yet have instruments accurate enough to measure the level of its accuracy.

The point is it’s pretty accurate.

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Two pink faces turned in the flare of the tiny torch

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{ Awful Library Books }

Wail, Banba, with your wind: and wail, O ocean, with your whirlwind.

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{ Roy Lichtenstein’s estate claims copyright over the images he appropriated, 2010 }

A thousand years

In Bailey’s Democracy, David Bailey photographed a raft of people in the nude, including Damien Hirst, pulling his prepuce and mugging at the camera. A telling image of Hirst’s skills – not that much, stretched not very far.
 
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I like her early stuff. You know, Lucky Star, Borderline.

In what is surely the most shocking celebrity revelation of 2012, Ashley Olsen has announced that she plans to focus on the fashion empire she’s created with her twin sister Mary-Kate. (…)

Olsen revealed that it’s finally time to step down from her position as Hollywood’s most respected A-lister performer.



Tragically for the millions who have long worshipped her brilliant talent and her status as the unparalleled master of character, accents, and genres, Olsen says that she’s never going to act again.

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‘Like everybody who is not in love, he imagined that one chose the person whom one loved after endless deliberations and on the strength of various qualities and advantages.’ –Marcel Proust

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‘The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom… for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough.’ –William Blake

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Putting Helium in a Dolphin. Two opposing hypotheses propose that tonal sounds arise either from tissue vibrations or through actual whistle production from vortices stabilized by resonating nasal air volumes. Here, we use a trained bottlenose dolphin whistling in air and in heliox [a mixture of helium and oxygen] to test these hypotheses.

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Sixty-two percent of the dishwashers were positive for fungi.

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Some years ago a colleague pointed out that there was a connection between paranoid symptomatology and the drawing in of joints on arms and legs on human figure drawings. [A researcher named] Buck states that emphasis upon knees suggests the presence of homosexual tendencies. Over a period of time, this investigator was impressed with the frequent connection between these two variables. This study was designed to determine the validity of this hypothesis.

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In Study 1, 55 young women responded that they preferred men with hairy chests and circumcised penises.

{ Annals of Improbable Research | Special Body Parts Issue | PDF }

Thanks to the @FederalReserve arrival, the value of all tweets will collapse by 98% in a few years

The @FederalReserve is concerned about declining characters per tweet - to fix that it will give $1.6 trillion to insolvent US banks.

{ @ZeroHedge }

‘Did you ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision?’ –Marilyn Monroe

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{ The Weather Stone }

I am so booking the Hilton for next year like, today

‘I don’t see Airbnb being a sustainable business in the long run.’ Pause ‘Want to go to their party later?’

{ Overheard at SXSW | Continue reading }

related { SXSW 2012: Design from the Gut: Dangerous or Differentiator? }

I had no idea whether Brad Pitt’s character was happy or upset in each scene

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My wife quit watching 20 minutes into the movie preferring to play Words with Friends on her I-pad. I toughed it out hoping that it would get better and it finally did… it ended.

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photo { Colleen Nika }

‘It’s that time again. I’m changing my privacy policy & terms. This stuff matters. Especially if you ever told me a secret.’ –Tim Geoghegan

Sure, it’s an objectively large sum of money, but it is far smaller after I spend it

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‘Wow, that is a nice lookin pair of Crocs,’ said no one ever.

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To explain the pervasive role of humor in human social interaction and among mating partner preferences, Miller proposed that intentional humor evolved as an indicator of intelligence. To test this, we looked at the relationships among rater-judged humor, general intelligence, and the Big Five personality traits in a sample of 185 college-age students (115 women, 70 men).

General intelligence positively predicted rater-judged humor, independent of the Big Five personality traits. Extraversion also predicted rater-judged humor, although to a lesser extent than general intelligence. General intelligence did not interact with the sex of the participant in predicting rating scores on the humor production tasks.

The current study lends support to the prediction that effective humor production acts as an honest indicator of intelligence in humans. In addition, extraversion, and to a lesser extent, openness, may reflect motivational traits that encourage humor production.

{ Evolutionary Psychology | PDF }

And then what after supper? Music? Whispers?

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Microwave Massacre is a 1983 dark comedy/horror film directed by Wayne Berwick. (…)

After coming home drunk one night and getting into an argument with his wife May, Donald loses his temper and bludgeons her to death with a large pepper grinder. He wakes up the next day with a bad hangover, no memory of the night before, and a growling stomach. He discovers May’s corpse in the microwave and after the initial wave of horror passes, he starts to take it in stride, telling his co-workers that he and May separated. After work, he cuts up May’s body and stores it in foil wrap in the fridge.

Looking for a midnight snack one night, Donald unintentionally takes a few bites of May’s hand, and after the initial wave of horror passes, he realizes it’s the best thing he’s ever eaten. He even brings some to work with him and shares it with Phillip and Roosevelt, who concur. He soon starts picking up hookers and using them for meat in his recipes. (…)

Donald’s lunches continue to be a hit with his friends, and he decides to cater an outing to a wrestling match with a new recipe he calls “Peking chick.” When Roosevelt and Phillip show up to pick up Donald, they discover him dead on the floor of a heart attack, and some body parts in the microwave. They leave in horror and disgust, realizing what Donald had been serving them.

{ Wikipedia | Continue reading }

photo { Glenn Glasser }

Lucas, who is 67 and still in possession of the full pompadour

Danilo is the only person allowed to cut my hair, really. He’s just the most magical, amazing human being. He’s on the whole Rooney Mara thing—he created her look for Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

{ Michelle Harper, Brand Consultant | Continue reading }

A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know?

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‘The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness.’ –Nietzsche

The chance of being exploited in a long-term job is now experienced as a privilege

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Stuff the ice chest

{ On the campaign trail with Mitt Romney. And Bad Lip Reading. | thanks joshua }



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