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‘Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 52 times you got good dick.’ –@okayslutty

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More Americans are saying they need a variety of animals — dogs, ducks, even insects — for their mental health. But critics say many are really just pets that do not merit special status.

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{ Trump’s ties }

Can we live without certainty?

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The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine. With her I’d had the most honest relationship I’d ever had with a woman. The only thing I’d lied about was my name. I’d told her I was Teddy Novak… So she couldn’t track me down if I got her pregnant.

{ Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid, 1982 }

art { “I Can’t Love Anyone!” from My Love #33, March 1975, originally published in My Love #19, September 1972 | Christian Marclay, Whomp, 2006 }

There’s 32 dogs. 28 cats. How many didn’t?

To the stars beyond the blue, there’s a Never Land waiting for you

A hundred cares, a tithe of troubles and is there one who understands me?

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{ Vince Rozmiarek | Indian Hills Community Sign | FB page }

O after O, you know

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haters will see you teleport and be like he can’t afford a car

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There’ll be no more high, but you may feel a little sick

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It’s Alpine Smile from Yesthers late Yhesters

Only a FOOL would buy IKEA furniture. Instead I just download instructions and keep emailing their service dept to say that I am missing a piece, until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period

{ @jasonarewhy }

You will always call me Leafiest, won’t you, dowling?

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Loading the BRICKS from my FRONT YARD into a DUMPSTER because my neighbor TODD is a FUCKHEAD

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…the “Trump Carousel” in New York’s Central Park.

The problem there: “It was never named Trump Carousel,” said Crystal Howard of the New York City parks department.

She said the Trump Organization — which had a contract to operate the attraction, whose name is the Friedsam Memorial Carousel — had simply put up a sign that renamed it “Trump Carousel.” The sign seems to have been up for months, but the city only learned of it in April 2017. Officials ordered the sign taken down that day.

{ Washington Post | Continue reading }