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We salute Trump for crush COVID given to him by Democrats

Sacha Baron Cohen has responded to Donald Trump’s remarks about Borat 2

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

{ Sacha Baron Cohen | Quote: Borat }

S.O.S.

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Man: Doctor, I’m depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel, and I feel all alone. Doctor: Treatment is simple. Go see Pagliacci the Clown, he’s in town tonight. Man: But Doctor, YOU’RE Pagliacci. Doctor: Can I put you down for four tickets?

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That’s a fair thought, to lie between maids’ legs

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Frequency of pornography use is associated with *lower* sexual problems, but problematic pornography use predicts more problems

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32810799/

It’s a problem but only when it’s problematic.

{ Neuroskeptic | Continue reading }

Stock market at new highs in hopes of squeezing shorts until their balls are blue

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Neighbors from Hell

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The Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head

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[Thanks Tim!]

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[Thanks Rachel!]

’setting foward the doomsday clock a little bit because i saw a guy with yakuza tattoos knifing the shit out of a mattress’ –@dril

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{ Google Maps utilizes GPS and location data from mobile devices to determine if there is traffic congestion on a particular street. The app will then redirect users to less trafficked streets to avoid traffic. Using a hand cart filled with 99 active cell phones connected to Google Maps, artist Simon Weckert showed how he could create fake traffic jams in Google Maps simply by walking around the streets of Berlin. | Bleeping Computer | Continue reading }

Peeing in the shower is hygienic and good for the environment

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The toilet manufacturer Toot Ltd. unveiled the “mobile toilet concept” at the CES tech show held in Las Vegas in early January. The company intends to develop an exclusive app that brings a portable restroom trailer to a spot near the location the call is made.

The concept envisions a small trailer converted into a “private bathroom” pulled by a car to a designated spot.

{ Asahi Shimbun | Continue reading }

photo { Stephen Shore, New York, New York, September-October 1972 }

Three billionaires – Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, and Warren Buffett – collectively have more wealth than 160 million Americans. The world’s 26 richest people own as much as the poorest 50%.

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Vermin Love Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush, and has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth.

He has campaigned on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and promised a free pony for every American.

{ Wikipedia | Continue reading }

‘Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 52 times you got good dick.’ –@okayslutty

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More Americans are saying they need a variety of animals — dogs, ducks, even insects — for their mental health. But critics say many are really just pets that do not merit special status.

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