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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

{ as part of his 5 day long experiment into ‘modern survival’, the artist recorded every single search and order placed using his smartphone }

The trick is, you use the truth when you wanna tell a lie

{ Thanks Thomas! }

So come gimme a hug if you’re into getting rubbed

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{ You need to see this 17-minute film set entirely on a teen’s computer screen | thanks Stella }

I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand

‘I don’t look at scripts. I just write them.’ –James Cameron

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As water wears away rocks

Then jump in first class with third ticket. Then too far.

Airline food has improved considerably since it has been eliminated

{ Thanks Tim }

Heading to the nail salon to get my pinky nail sharpened

{ Ad for Luna Park by Fernando Livschitz }

The best indicator of a China slowdown is the improvement in the air quality in Hong Kong

{ Julius von Bismarck, July, 6 2012 | More: Whipping Nature and Monuments }

Yes bitch

{ Unhappy customer smashed up a city centre mobile phone shop during an apparent row over a refund for a mobile phone contract. }

Stretching over across

{ David O’Reilly, The External World, 2010 }

What part of MEOW don’t you understand?

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While I switch gears, bitch lookin at the bracelet

‘It’s that time again. I’m changing my privacy policy & terms. This stuff matters. Especially if you ever told me a secret.’ –Tim Geoghegan

‘The mother of excess is not joy but joylessness.’ –Nietzsche

Stuff the ice chest

{ On the campaign trail with Mitt Romney. And Bad Lip Reading. | thanks joshua }

That is how poets write, the similar sounds. But then Shakespeare has no rhymes.

We were but Elvis then, wee, wee

{ Chris Cunningham, Rubber Johnny, 2005 }

When old the


Brooke Greenberg (born January 8, 1993), is an American from Reisterstown, Maryland, who has remained physically and cognitively similar to a toddler, despite her increasing age. She is about 30 inches (76 cm) tall, weighs about 16 pounds (7.3 kg), and has an estimated mental age of nine months to one year. Brooke’s doctors have termed her condition Syndrome X.

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