Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water

{ as part of his 5 day long experiment into ‘modern survival’, the artist recorded every single search and order placed using his smartphone }

The trick is, you use the truth when you wanna tell a lie

{ Thanks Thomas! }

So come gimme a hug if you’re into getting rubbed


{ You need to see this 17-minute film set entirely on a teen’s computer screen | thanks Stella }

I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand

‘I don’t look at scripts. I just write them.’ –James Cameron


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As water wears away rocks

Then jump in first class with third ticket. Then too far.

Airline food has improved considerably since it has been eliminated

{ Thanks Tim }

Heading to the nail salon to get my pinky nail sharpened

{ Ad for Luna Park by Fernando Livschitz }

The best indicator of a China slowdown is the improvement in the air quality in Hong Kong

{ Julius von Bismarck, July, 6 2012 | More: Whipping Nature and Monuments }

Yes bitch

{ Unhappy customer smashed up a city centre mobile phone shop during an apparent row over a refund for a mobile phone contract. }

Stretching over across

{ David O’Reilly, The External World, 2010 }