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The milk falls; goodbye calf, cow, pig, brood of chickens.

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The hipster haunts every city street and university town. Manifesting a nostalgia for times he never lived himself, this contemporary urban harlequin appropriates outmoded fashions (the mustache, the tiny shorts), mechanisms (fixed-gear bicycles, portable record players) and hobbies (home brewing, playing trombone). He harvests awkwardness and self-consciousness. Before he makes any choice, he has proceeded through several stages of self-scrutiny.

{ Christy Wampole/NY Times via | Gothamist | Continue reading }

I want to hear all about Anna Livia

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As most of us over at io9 have come to understand, Kinja sucks tremendous balls, but not just any balls; the balls Kinja sucks are actually singularities, over the event horizon of which it has passed, so that it may achieve infinite sucking.

{ reluctant.meatbag/gawker | Continue reading }

From Gucci to Stussy to fliggedy-flam a groupie

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{ via Brad Feuerhelm }

I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team

Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK.

{ via Gawker | Continue reading }

As water wears away rocks

Trollateral damage

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unrelated { Is gratitude always good? No. }

Of course a woman is so sensitive about everything

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“We really wanted to be a power couple when we got together in our early twenties,” says Julie softly. “We were both going to work and raise our kids together, taking on equal responsibility. But my commitment to my job meant Rob had to take on a lot of female-gendered roles, like cooking and cleaning, and we rarely had sex because we were both tired. It just wasn’t fun. We were sleep deprived, overweight, and had a healthy bank account.”

Rob laughs, as if the answer was simple and under their noses the entire time.

“We thought one day: Wow! We’re not taking advantage of our economically superior position as educated cisgendered heterosexual white people! We need to start capitalizing on this shit. Julie can stay at home working on her blog and tweeting about the kids, I can spend more time earning money and feeding my sense of self-importance. I mean – fuck everyone else who doesn’t have our opportunities in life. If you’re a single black mother on welfare, that’s your problem. We have mediocre sex at least once a week now and Julie’s blog had fifty unique page views last month.”

{ The World Breaks Everyone | Continue reading | Thanks Max }

For my next trick I will need a condom and a volunteer

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{ Kickstarter }

‘It’s hard to walk down Bedford Ave., Williamsburg’s bustling main drag, without seeing someone dressed like an exploded taxidermist workshop.’ –Adrian Chen

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{ A man dressed as Batman has handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station before disappearing into the night. }

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die by next Sunday

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{ The Amazing Transparent Man, 1960 }

Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

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{ Daniel Turner, Untitled (Steel Wool Rubbing), 2012 | Steel wool rubbing on wall. Dimensions variable. }

A cake of new clean lemon soap arises, diffusing light and perfume

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‘Bette Midler’s pubic hair.’ –Gregoire

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More dead than alive. Half the town was there.

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A sense of humor is widely viewed as beneficial for physical health. However, some limited research suggests that humor may actually be related to increased smoking and alcohol consumption because humorous individuals may take a less serious attitude toward substance use. The purpose of the present study was to explore this hypothesis in greater detail in a sample of 215 undergraduate students. […] Overall, these results support the view that a sense of humor may be related to less healthy habits, at least in the domain of substance use.

{ Europe’s Journal of Psychology | Continue reading }

‘War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.’ –Steven Wright

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MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.

{ Improbable | Continue reading }

quote { thanks Tim }

video still { Adam Magyar }

But those who are done to death in sleep cannot know the manner of their quell unless their Creator endow their souls with that knowledge in the life to come

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{‘Instagram’s suicide note.’ | Instagram is changing its terms of use in January }

INDULGENCES (for the man who has absolutely everything)

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{ Tobias Wong & J.A.R.K. }

I tell you in fine style I always want to throw a handful of tea into the pot measuring and mincing

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{ I went to Art Basel and tried to “get” art }

You open Your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing

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The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives. Like anal sex and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a sex act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show.

{ Sex in Christ | Continue reading }

photo { Paul McDonough }

If you could think of something that would get an NC-17 rating with no sex or violence, you would have the most radical movie of the year

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{ How leading anatomical experts predict our descendants will differ physically from us in 1,000 years from now | The Sun | full story }



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