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Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It’s been pre-disastered. We’re going to be safe here.

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Steve Miller is justifiably proud of the manicured grounds around his stately stucco home in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla. So he was nonplussed last year when he discovered that someone had been tossing plastic bags of dog excrement into the sculptured shrubs around a palm tree in his front yard.

“It was a pile of at least 10 bags,” said Mr. Miller, 55, who owned a dance costume business in Bristol, Pa., before retiring to Florida in 2005. (…)

Mr. Miller went to a local electronics store and bought a $400 do-it-yourself video surveillance kit. In so doing, he joined the ranks of outraged homeowners who are recording their neighbors’ misdeeds. Attracted by the declining prices and technological advances of such devices, these homeowners are posting the videos online to shame their neighbors or using them as evidence to press charges. (…)

A month’s worth of video footage clearly showed one of his neighbors slinging bags of dog feces into his yard. (…) Mr. Miller showed the video evidence to his community’s security patrol. “They were stunned, and wrote the guy a citation for improper waste disposal, littering and leash law violations.”

Moreover, the neighbor had to pick up all that he had tossed. Mr. Miller also had some fun at the neighbor’s expense, posting a video on YouTube with a suitably silly soundtrack and narration. (…)

There are countless videos online that are intended to settle scores between neighbors. Whereas such disputes were once confined to the individuals involved, now they can have a much wider audience, whose members often take sides and post comments.

{ NY Times | Continue reading }

photo { Bill Owens }

Better not stick here all night like a limpet. Must be getting on for nine by the light.

{ Whitest Boy Alive, Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix), 2008 }

In September 2010, it was reported that Bieber accounted for three percent of all traffic on Twitter

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{ Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile | watch the video }

From that trippiery toe expectungpelick

I against I, flesh of my flesh, and mind of my mind

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Seeing as how fashion month has just ended, I thought it would be appropriate to write about what a stylist’s role is on runway shows. On some shows, I merely choose shoes for the looks, and on others I am involved six months before the show, from creative conception to the completion of the show.

Stylists cover the gamut for a designer by bringing in an outside perspective and fashion expertise of what is relevant, irrelevant and “new.” Stylists are needed on a runway show to edit the looks, ensure the designer is showing the most innovative pieces from a collection and that the hair, makeup, and models are on target with everything else happening in the world of fashion. A great stylist can take inspiration from the designer and translate it into every element of the runway show, from the manicure to the music.

{ Sally Lyndley/Fashionista.com | Continue reading }

photo { Meadham Kirchhoff, Spring 2011 Ready-to-Wear }

bonus:

‘No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell.’ –Antonin Artaud

‘The decisive moment in human evolution is perpetual.’ –Kafka

‘I don’t make movies to make money. I make money to make movies.’ –Walt Disney

Test: turns blue litmus paper red.

{ Blue Six, You Play Too Rough, 2010 }

{ The Knife, N.Y. Hotel, 2001 }

We fell in love. I fell in love, she just stood there.

{ Woody Allen interview from 1971 after the release of Bananas | more }

The priest was rinsing out the chalice

{ Drinkinginthemorning.com | more | Thanks Glenn }

You call that an argument? No, that’s a fact. The argument’s leaning over there against the door jamb.

{ Pierre Huyghe, Third Memory, 1999 | Third Memory takes as its point of departure a bank robbery committed by John Woytowicz in Brooklyn in 1972; three years later the crime became the subject of Sidney Lumet’s film Dog Day Afternoon, starring Al Pacino. Huyghe tracked down Woytowicz and asked him to retell the story. Using a two-channel video projection, a television interview, and posters, Huyghe builds from a “first memory” of the original crime to a “second memory” with the film’s recreation of that crime, to arrive at a “third memory,” a rich blurring of the documented and the imagined. | San Francisco Museum of Modern Art | University of Virginia | Art Museum }

Prayers for the conversion of Gladstone they had too when he was almost unconscious


It’s 1 p.m. on a Thursday and Dianne Bates, 40, juggles three screens. She listens to a few songs on her iPod, then taps out a quick e-mail on her iPhone and turns her attention to the high-definition television.

Just another day at the gym.

The technology makes the tiniest windows of time entertaining, and potentially productive. But scientists point to an unanticipated side effect: when people keep their brains busy with digital input, they are forfeiting downtime that could allow them to better learn and remember information, or come up with new ideas. (…)

At the University of California, San Francisco, scientists have found that when rats have a new experience, like exploring an unfamiliar area, their brains show new patterns of activity. But only when the rats take a break from their exploration do they process those patterns in a way that seems to create a persistent memory of the experience.

The researchers suspect that the findings also apply to how humans learn.

{ NY Times | Continue reading }

Then come out a big spreeish. Let off steam.

triple turn-on, lavish lavish

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There is a great gift that ignorance has to bring to anything

The distinct bands are an artifact of human colour vision

{ via Copyranter }

{ Interview with the double rainbow guy | Huffington Post }

Women are a universal problem in our business

Just look through it. There can be no two opinions on the matter.

{ Ty Segall, So Alone, 2008 | Thanks Douglas }

‘After your death you will be what you were before your birth.’ –Schopenhauer

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A few years ago I decided that I’d be happy as long as I spent most of my time doing my three favorite things: reading, writing, and fucking (the three R’s).

{ Alternate 1985 | Continue reading }

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