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‘i can’t wait to experience carb your enthusiasm.’ –Glenn Glasser

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{ Thanks Glenn! }

Through smoke and oil

What is more harmful than any vice?

{ Thanks Glenn! }

‘I am about done with CableVision… they need to come get their equipment or take my ass to collections cuz I ain’t payin’ 336 dollars for this box and modem…’ –A. Hamilton

{ Thanks Tim }

‘Always contented with his life, and with his dinner, and his wife.’ –Pushkin

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{ screenshot from Naked Ambition An R-Rated Look at an X-Rated Industry, 2009 }

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Airport hotel show, airport hotel show, fuck men, you know

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With the width of the way for jogjoy

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{ Zdob si Zdub of Moldova perform So Lucky during the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest }

‘It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law.’ –Thomas Hobbes

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Aladdin won’t be the only one on the carpet

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Science knows approximately how, and when, our Earth will end. In about five billion years the sun will run out of hydrogen, which will upset its self-regulating equilibrium; in its death-throes it will swell, and this planet will vaporize. Before that, we can expect, at unpredictable intervals measured in tens of millions of years, bombardment by dangerously large meteors or comets. Any one of these impacts could be catastrophic enough to destroy all life, as the one that killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago nearly did. In the nearer future, it is pretty likely that human life will become extinct – the fate of almost all species that have ever lived.

{ Richard Dawkins/Washington Post | Continue reading }

artwork { Dan Holdsworth, Blackout 08, 2010 }

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Television showrunners are notorious multitaskers, with the most successful able to toggle easily between the roles of CEO and auteur. But Louis C.K.’s work on Louie requires a whole different level of personal oversight. The show is based on his life. Louis is the director. He’s also the only writer, the sole editor (he no longer shares duties with the co-editor he had last season), not to mention the person who oversees music (when the music guy’s budget ran out, he decided to do it himself). He also hired his own casting team: Last season, he turned down FX’s offer to help out and doesn’t inform them about casting in advance. But perhaps the most unusual aspect of the show is that Louis C.K. gets no notes from the network during filming, no script approval—an ­unheard-of “Louis C.K. deal” that has made him the envy of comics and TV writers alike.

{ NY mag | Continue reading }

‘Kitsch is the inability to admit that shit exists.’ –Milan Kundera

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{ Chinese Scientists Create Pandagators | Thanks James! }

One of them actually stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down

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{ The Final Edition | Thanks Glenn }

Now come the day, the change, the sword of judgment: Then shall many things be revealed!

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I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. (…) Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers?

{ Amazon.com | Comments }

Not a lot baby girl, just a lil bit

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{ A Paradoxical Property of the Monkey Book | Continue reading }

Chic and the Politics of Disco

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{ Rinsed It }

If you want to know what are the events which cast their shadow over the hell of time of King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida, look to see when and how the shadow lifts

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{ Matt McAllister broke the record for ‘most tee-shirts worn by one person’ in October 2010. | Photo: Filo/AP }

Or they learn to shudder with a learned semi-madcap

{ Carrie and Zach }

And let all the tondo gang bola

{ Dan Deacon on NBC morning | Thanks Brad! }

Like a Finn at a fair. Now for la belle.

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{ via Alex via Tim }

There’s a gentleman that’s going round, turning the joint upside down

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The 27-page shareholder letter Berkshire Hathaway chief executive Warren Buffett just released reads like a motivational speech or a pep talk trying to win over an audience that is increasingly pessimistic about America’s future: “In 2011, we will set a new record for capital spending – $8 billion – and spend all of the $2 billion increase in the United States,” he writes. “Now, as in 1776, 1861, 1932 and 1941, America’s best days lie ahead.”

(Of course, Buffett also disclosed that Berkshire failed to outperform the S&P 500 in 2010 for the second year running, the first time in the company’s history that has happened.)

In any case, the letter is also replete with anecdotes that illuminate activity across various sectors of the U.S. economy. The style is somewhat reminiscent of the Federal Reserve’s own story-like account of economic activity, called the “Beige Book” after the hue of its cover, which is released every six weeks. So, this perhaps could be dubbed the “Buffett Book.” (…)

A housing recovery will probably begin within a year or so. In any event, it is certain to occur at some point. […] These businesses entered the recession strong and will exit it stronger. At Berkshire, our time horizon is forever. (…)

…the third best investment I ever made was the [$31,500] purchase of my home, though I would have made far more money had I instead rented and used the purchase money to buy stocks. (The two best investments were wedding rings.) (…)

IIn a nine-hour period [last year], we sold 1,053 pairs of Justin boots, 12,416 pounds of See’s candy, 8,000 Dairy Queen blizzards, and 8,800 Quikut knives (that’s 16 knives per minute). But you can do better. Remember: Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness simply hasn’t learned to shop.

{ WSJ | Continue reading }

photo { Yann Arthus-Bertrand, Pigeon Houses, Mit Gahmr Delta, Egypt | Thanks Daniel }

more { Critical Analysis of Buffett’s Annual Letter | Aleph blog }



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