‘When you’re young, you look at television and think, There’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought.’ –Steve Jobs
In the 1980s, Pablo Escobar’s Medellin Cartel was spending $2,500 a month on rubber bands just to hold all their cash.
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Carly Simon’s dad is the Simon of Simon and Schuster. He co-founded the company.
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When the mummy of Ramses II was sent to France in the mid-1970s, it was issued a passport. Ramses’ occupation? “King (deceased).”
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According to NASA’s FAQ page, “There are no plans at this time to send children into space.”
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Horses can’t vomit.