Smoking baby drinks three beers a day, too.

An aggrieved groom – who had been in a swinging sexual relationship with a bridesmaid – cut loose with an ornamental axe on family members after he was caught kissing the woman on his wedding day.

The Saudis have issued a fatwa that forces women who come into contact with unrelated men on a regular basis to breastfeed them so that they can be considered “relatives” and not potential lovers.

Boy microwaves brother’s hamster.

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

A kitten born with two faces in West Virginia - named Two Face by its owners - has been given a 50 percent chance of survival by a local vet.

Hundreds of pigeons beaten to death in Sumter, SC.

Cannibalism and Coke, child soldiers tell their tales.

Woman unable to recognise voices gives new insights into the human brain.

Scientists discover why flies are so hard to swat.

Here’s something you didn’t even know you needed to be terrified of. Something called an African eye worm. That’s a worm. In his eyeball.

After decades of unsuccessful research, a collaboration based out of the Army’s labs at Fort Detrick, Maryland has devised an experimental injection that cures the Ebola virus by targeting its genetic material.

Australia uses experimental drug to halt virus spread.

Climate change forces major vegetation shifts. Researchers present evidence that over the past century, vegetation has been gradually moving toward the poles and up mountain slopes, where temperatures are cooler, as well as toward the equator, where rainfall is greater.

The stimulatory effects of caffeine may be nothing more than an illusion, according to new research that shows there is no real benefit to be gained from the habitual morning cup of coffee. [??]

Richard Feyman once remarked “if you think you understand quantum mechanics, then you don’t understand quantum mechanics” and virtually every cutting edge experiment in the field seems to prove him right. Well, to be fair, physicists understand quite a bit about quantum mechanics but there are still quite a few mysteries to clarify including that of quantum entanglement.

Dennis Gabor was a Hungarian-British electrical engineer and inventor, most notable for inventing holography, for which he later received the 1971 Nobel Prize in Physics. Holography is a technique that allows the light scattered from an object to be recorded and later reconstructed so that it appears as if the object is in the same position relative to the recording medium as it was when recorded.

A security breach has exposed iPad owners including dozens of CEOs, military officials, and top politicians. They—and every other buyer of the cellular-enabled tablet—could be vulnerable to spam marketing and malicious hacking.

‘I can’t believe what I’m confessing to you.’ On May 21, 22-year-old Army intelligence analyst Bradley Manning initiated a series of online chats with former hacker Adrian Lamo after a story on Lamo was published at Wired.com. The chats continued over several days, during which Manning claimed that he was responsible for leaking classified material to the whistleblower site Wikileaks.

Why 3D TV May Not Be the Next Great Thing — At Least Not Right Away.

What does your bag say about you?

“I study religion,” or: How to start an awkward conversation.

British, American, French, German,Scandinavian, Spanish, Italian, Greek, none of these cuisines appeal to me. Seriously, why can’t white people make delicious and flavorful food?

Vintage plane lands at National airport. [video]

Hungry gator captured in school cafeteria. [video]

Doctor Who ‘Blink’ weeping angel costume.

List of sex positions.

Yes, that’s a Farting Pelican.

You’ve seen the two most disgusting food ads of yesteryear (one, two). Now, it’s time for the most awesome food ad in history.

Accidental Penis. [Thanks Stevie]

Ultra realistic coke with ass.

A newspaper clipping from somewhere wonderful in Ohio.

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every day the same again | June 14th, 2010