City bills cyclist $1,200 for damage to police car that struck him.

In San Francisco, if you ever leave your bike unlocked, it will be stolen. If you use a cable lock to secure your bike, it will be stolen at some point. Unless you lock your bike with medieval-esque u-locks, your bike will be stolen from the streets of most American cities. Even if you take these strong precautions, your bike may still get stolen. What Happens to Stolen Bicycles?

The fat and cholesterol found in steak may not be the only components bad for the heart, according to researchers who have found another substance in red meat that can clog the arteries.

In Oregon, unintentional drug overdoses now kill more people than car accidents. The drugs that are driving up those numbers and killing most often are opiates—heroin and prescription pain medication, including methadone.

“Higher levels of carbon in the ocean are causing oysters to grow slower, and their predators — such as blue crabs — to grow faster.”

Exceptional mathematical fluency is required in only a few disciplines, such as particle physics, astrophysics and information theory. Far more important throughout the rest of science is the ability to form concepts, during which the researcher conjures images and processes by intuition. Many of the most successful scientists in the world today are mathematically no more than semiliterate.

Internal document from the Drug Enforcement Administration complains that messages sent with Apple’s encrypted chat service are “impossible to intercept.” And: DEA Accused Of Leaking Misleading Info Falsely Implying That It Can’t Read Apple iMessages.

New Skype malware spreading at 2,000 clicks per hour makes money by using victims’ machines to mine Bitcoins.

Viewers who tag shows using Shazam’s iOS and Android apps will be served cast information, trivia and news, feeds from Twitter, links to show data on sites including IMDB and Wikiepdia, and song details from the soundtrack.

Kids in England aren’t using Facebook. They’re all on a chat program you’ve never heard of, called Kik, which has roughly 40 million users. [Kik.com]

Why aren’t we all using Japanese toilets?

Why Do We Hate Certain Words?

How common are prostitute-seeking men and how much do they differ from men in the normal population?

The first sociological study of pimps was published in February 1931.

The XXX-rated activity was found out because IP addresses from Vatican City downloaded pornographic torrent files.

Drawings from the Gulag.

15 Mid-Century Modern Dream Homes that will Kill Your Children. [Thanks Tim]

A transgender man who made worldwide headlines after he married and gave birth to three children will appeal an Arizona judge’s ruling denying him a divorce from his wife of 10 years.

Cougar Cruises Bring Younger Men To Older Women.

Cross dressing Catholic priest to plead guilty to meth dealing ring. He had also purchased a bookstore - one that sold primarily pornography and sex toys - which he used as a front to launder money.

Chinese fishing vessels are taking a huge unreported global catch, fisheries researchers have found. Instead of an average 368,000 tonnes a year that China reported to the UN’s Food and Agriculture Organisation, its fleets hauled in as much as 4.6 million tonnes, the scientists estimate.

Ireland’s Homeowners: Global Champions in not Repaying Mortgages. [Chart]

Dream contents deciphered by computer. (60 percent accuracy)

Films for oral application offer an interesting new approach for drug administration.

Does Greek coffee hold the key to a longer life?

Men deliver ripe coffee berries to El Molino mill for processing in El Salvador, November 1944.

A growing body of research suggests that tea helps prevent cardiovascular disease, burn calories and ward off some types of cancer.

What we exhale is unique to us – our ‘breathprint.’

New research from an international team of scientists suggests evolution, or basic survival techniques adapted by early humans, influences the decisions gamblers make when placing bets.

One study famously found that people who had big wins on the lottery ended up no happier than those who had bought tickets but didn’t win. It seems that as long as you can afford to avoid the basic miseries of life, having loads of spare cash doesn’t make you very much happier than having very little.

The men and women who helped hide Ratko Mladic through his many years as a fugitive saw him as a Serb hero. But just in case their loyalty should waver, they were presented with a gift: photographs of their children. The implication was clear: if we can shoot them with a camera, we can shoot them by other means as well.

Russian Cyber Criminal Unmasked as Creator of ‘Most Successful’ Apple Malware Ever. Researchers estimated that the malware was earning its operator up to £6,600 [$9,900] per day.

The Digital Public Library of America, to be launched on April 18, is a project to make the holdings of America’s research libraries, archives, and museums available to all Americans—and eventually to everyone in the world—online and free of charge.

The warships of the future will be floating factories that create everything from food to robots and spare parts — all thanks to 3-D printers. One far-out idea from the U.S. Naval Institute: printable ships.

“When is the difference between 99% accuracy and 99.9% accuracy very important?” When it can stop a Zombie Apocalypse.

“Such adaptations [i.e., retention of the hymen] are explicable only if the male of the species finds it to his advantage to seek a virgin.”

How to Light a Bar on Fire.

The “Russian Banksy” is dead at 28.

Bull riding, 1916.

Portable Masturbatorium.

German flea circus hit by freeze. Entire troupe wiped out. “This is no April Fool’s.” [more]

The county where no one’s gay.

Gay Men, Straight Women: What’s the Attraction? New research suggests at least part of the answer lies in their ability to give one another trustworthy mating advice.

More than half of the rivers previously thought to exist in China appear to be missing.

New research predicts that rising temperatures will lead to a massive “greening,” or increase in plant cover, in the Arctic (as much as 50 percent over the next few decades).

Network Theory Approach Reveals Altitude Sickness to be Two Different Diseases.

Are we rapidly approaching a time when progress in mathematics effectively comes to an end?

Forget next-day delivery. The standard in online shopping is rapidly approaching next-hour delivery. How Robots and Military-Grade Algorithms Make Same-Day Delivery Possible.

Deadly Hospital Superbugs: How to Protect Yourself

Is there such a thing as a left-handed cat?

Tokyo renters paying $568 for tiny coffin-sized apartments.

Man arrested with 21 tons of stolen cheese.

Looking like a prostitute is now LEGAL in France after bizarre law banning ‘passive’ soliciting is overturned.

New York State ranks dead last in personal freedom.

Female students just as successful as males in math and science, Asian-Americans outperform all.

Waiters’ tips and the weather: Analysis of a possible connection.

How Climate Change Could Eventually End Coffee.

15 minutes of fame? Study finds true fame isn’t fleeting.

Older, more experienced therapists cry more often in therapy.

New study shows that neuroimaging data can predict the likelihood of whether a criminal will reoffend following release from prison.

Killer Anders Behring Breivik’s Manifesto provides a valuable resource for those studying the narrative and discursive dimension of crime.

In the United States, nearly one in five women have been raped at some point in their lives, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention — most of them before age 25. Across the planet, more than one in three women will be physically or sexually abused by men.

Why Your Next Phone Will Include Fingerprint, Facial, and Voice Recognition.

How to Make a Computer from a Living Cell. Genetic logic gates will enable biologists to program cells for chemical production and disease detection.

Gartner predicts 3D printers will cost less than a PC by 2016.

HBS Case: LEGO. How LEGO-one of the most profitable toymakers in the world-grew to global dominance from humble beginnings; the mistakes that led it near bankruptcy; and why one turnaround attempt failed while a second succeeded.

The Biological Basis Of Orchestra Seating.

15 Swedish Words We Should Incorporate Into English Immediately.

The 25 Least Visited Countries in the World.

More creepy bunnies.

Ghost-hunting Basquiat in his old East Village apartment .

DETETCIVE: (looks at floor) Im cant beleave it.Its is… (turns to camera) coverd in Crimes.

Body Scripture.

When Engineers Have Dogs.

Store Charging Patrons $5 For ‘Just Looking’, To Offset Losses From Internet Shoppers. [Thanks Glenn]

Next-Gen $100 Bills Prove Hard to Make, Easy to Fake.

Crime has dropped in Juarez, the notoriously dangerous Mexican city. We can thank good, old-fashioned police work.

Darpa Sets Out to Make Computers That Can Teach Themselves.

Why IBM Made a Liquid Transistor.

Women Make Better Decisions Than Men, Study Suggests.

How team conflict can be beneficial.

A single drug can shrink or cure human breast, ovary, colon, bladder, brain, liver, and prostate tumors that have been transplanted into mice, researchers have found. The treatment, an antibody that blocks a “do not eat” signal normally displayed on tumor cells, coaxes the immune system to destroy the cancer cells.

It is widely believed that dietary salt leads to increased blood pressure, and higher risks of heart attack or stroke. This is the “salt hypothesis.” Two major observational studies do not support the salt hypothesis.[PDF]

A study published in the Journal of Hypertension in 2011, which analyzed data from over 6,000 people, failed to find an association between lowered salt intake and lowered risk for heart attacks, strokes, or death.

Chewing accelerates cognitive processing speed.

Research on warning labels printed on cigarette packages has shown that fear inducing health warnings might provoke defensive responses. Reformulating statements into questions can avoid defensive responses elicited by textual- and graphic warning labels.

Climate scientists have linked the massive snowstorms and bitter spring weather now being experienced across Britain and large parts of Europe and North America to the dramatic loss of Arctic sea ice.

A lack of physical exercise causes or contributes to the development of diseases such as cardiovascular diseases, diabetes, some types of cancer, depression, obesity or osteoporosis. And something as simple as physical exercise reduces the risk of getting some of these diseases.

We show that, in books, American English has become decidedly more “emotional” than British English in the last half-century, as a part of a more general increase of the stylistic divergence between the two variants of English language.

Kafka was a fervent womanizer, carrying on numerous romantic involvements (and frequenting brothels) throughout his life. Here, he tries to convince Bauer to marry him.

James Franco: Lindsay Lohan wanted to have sex with me, I said no, because she had “issues.”

On January 26, 2008, a 30-year-old part-time entrepreneur named Mike Merrill decided to sell himself on the open market. He divided himself into 100,000 shares and set an initial public offering price of $1 a share.

Giovanni Di Stefano conned clients like Saddam Hussein out of large sums of money by setting himself up as a lawyer when he had no legal qualifications and was not registered to work as a lawyer.

Debbie Schlussel says, with her usual blend of moderation and critical insight, “every single person involved with this movie is a complete scumbag unworthy of human life” and gives it “four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens” which must mean it’s really bad. [Thanks Rob]

Room 237 presents a compendium of Shining fans and scholars offering various readings on what the film is really “about.”

Why are the French drinking less wine?

The Joys and Dangers of Exploring Africa on the Back of an Elephant.

So far, Gunnar Garfors has visited 196 of the 198 countries (193 UN members, the Vatican, Kosovo, Palestine, Western Sahara, Taiwan). He set a world record by visiting 5 continents in 1 day on June 18, 2012 using only scheduled transport.

Draw a Tyrannosaurus rex from memory, right now. It’s probably wrong in a very significant way.

Do you know anyone who loves email? I don’t. 10 Rules For Emailing Busy People.

How stores spy on you.

If you’re just dying to get stop-and-frisked, you should either:

Each year since 2004, on the anniversary of the infamous blaze, volunteers fan out across the city to inscribe in chalk the names and ages of the victims in front of their former homes.

Hermes is selling a $91,500 crocodile T-shirt.

I hope your bag is comfortable, asshole.

Howard Family Dental.

Actresses without teeth.

The theft of used cooking grease from city restaurants has risen in recent years thanks to the demand for “yellow grease” — a valuable ingredient in biodiesel.

Fla. House passes bill banning Internet cafes.

Blood monitoring implant tells your smartphone when you’re about to have a heart attack.

Motion-sensing wristband buzzes to tell health-care workers if they are washing their hands properly.

A huge study involving over 12,000 participants across 51 cultures from Argentina to Uganda has concluded that men tend to have more varied personalities than women. That male and female students tended to rate men’s personalities with more variability might say more about how men are perceived, than about how they actually are.

The Difference between being smart, educated, and intelligent.

Researchers use menstrual blood stem cells to treat heart failure.

Men and women get sick in different ways. Recent research in laboratory medicine has revealed crucial differences between men and women with regard to cardiovascular illness, cancer, liver disease, osteoporosis, and in the area of pharmacology

“On which side of the central seam in your pants, do you keep your penis?”

“I don’t know. I don’t identify with the term ‘rich.’ But I think I make a shit-ton of money,” a 24-year-old Google employee making low six figures told me. Tech has brought very young, very rich people to the Bay Area like never before. And the changes to our cultural and economic landscape aren’t necessarily for the better.

Google’s increasingly aggressive effort to steal online retail from Amazon is turning into one of the most intriguing business battles of the year.

This paper provides the most comprehensive discussion to date of whether so-called automated, autonomous, self-driving, or driverless vehicles can be lawfully sold and used on public roads in the United States. [Stanford | PDF]

When the British eventually moved in on the swamp, they found that of the nine hundred troops that originally fled into the swamp, only around twenty seriously wounded and weakened Japanese soldiers were left. In all, about 500 Japanese soldiers escaped from Ramree despite the intense blockade instituted to stop them. If Wright’s claim is true, however, the Ramree crocodile attacks would be the worst in recorded history. [Thanks Tim]

Scaffolds and sidewalk sheds on the rise in New York.

Two hero lawyers have filed a class-action lawsuit against the Metropolitan Museum of Art over the museum’s attempts to make its absurd but optional $25 admission fee appear to be mandatory.

Yesterday NY Hardcore scene photographed by Brooke Smith (the actress who played the woman in the well in Silence of the Lambs).

The F-word can only be used once in a PG-13 movie.

Edward Mordake supposedly had an extra face on the back of his head, which could neither eat nor speak, although it could laugh and cry. [Thanks Tim!]

I am looking for a DJ that plays in the pacha basement to help me give the illusion that I am playing with them for 1 hr. [Craigslist]

Guy Scratches Own Back, Finds Knife Blade Someone Stuck In There Three Years Ago.

The Transportation Security Administration’s plan to allow small knives on planes has sparked a revolt in Congress.

French man arrested after posing as an airline pilot and gaining access to the cockpit on a US Airways flight.

The study, at Johns Hopkins University of Medicine in Baltimore, found that a single dose of psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms, was enough to cause positive effects for up to a year. Single magic mushroom can change personality.

New method to mass produce anti-cancer natural killer cells from embryonic and induced pluripotent stem cells.

The paradoxical relationship between religious belief and criminality.

Bubble Weapons System. The new system unleashes “bubble plumes” which can, claim Raytheon, create large regions of “bubbleized” water. These plumes can not only damage a ship’s power-train, but also, in the case of a large vessel, sink it by causing it to break in two due to uneven buoyancy.

Doomsday Recalculation Gives Humanity Greater Chance of Long-Term Survival.

11 of the Weirdest Solutions to the Fermi Paradox.

Over the past few weeks I have been working on mapping a cemetery in a Geographic Information System (GIS).

Why do chimpanzees build nests?

Is Taking Your Pet on an Airplane Worth the Risk?

Engineering analyses of Noah’s ark.

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I’ve been posting my letters…

Traffic police issue tickets to pickup two days in a row, despite dead body inside.

US grants first license to sell 3D-printed guns.

US companies seek final approval to start slaughtering horses for food.

Hurricane Sandy caused over $185 million worth of damage to the World Trade Center site.

The Voyager 1 spacecraft has become the first man-made object to exit our solar system.

Billionaire Bezos uses robots to raise Apollo 11 rocket engines after 40 years underwater.

So what’s a credit card customer to do when a merchant asks for a ZIP code at the cash register? Just say no.

8 Tips for Growing A Greenhouse Organic Vegetable Garden.

Why do Burger King and McDonald’s start to sell the same salad? There’s a name for that phenomenon.

Why does the driver of a car rarely get carsick?

Teenagers run and play on large white sand dunes in New Mexico, 1957.

Danish Justin Bieber lookalike, now with a record contract.

FDA shut down a New Jersey bakery after finding sugar in its sugar free goods and saturated fat in its fat free treats.

Early birds had four wings, not two.

Global Night Light Patterns Reveal Economic Shift to the East.

Soldiers and Families Can Suffer Negative Effects from Modern Communication Technologies, Says MU Researcher.

In this paper we analyze how the shutdown of the popular Megaupload site affected the digital sales of movies for two major studios.

Despite Apple’s popularity in China, it’s time for the company to move its factories out of the country.

Last year, a group of researchers in Austria refined a 3D printing technique that allowed the construction of sophisticated structures smaller than dust mites in about 4 minutes. Now, a company in Germany has made a 3D printer which can produce detailed structures on a similar scale but faster.

People can correctly identify a wide range of dog emotions by sight.

How do roosters know when to crow, even when the lights are turned off.

Did he, and other Vikings, really use a brutal method of ritual execution called the “blood eagle”?

The archaic medical practice of recognizing mental illness and “idiocy” based on appearance.

Motorcycle club members wear studded leather jackets and rakish caps in London, England, June 1966.

Partially-bicycle-powered espresso maker.

Big splash [gif].

If you’re into first-person running and combat, this is right up your alley.

Blockbuster movies without visual effects.

You had one job.

Swiss police arrest “healer” accused of infecting 16 with HIV.

Penis Snatching on the Rise — Africa’s Genital-Stealing Crime Wave Hits the Countryside.

Swarming cockroaches turn bus to New York into roach-mobile.

MTA Sets New Tactic In Rat War.

China Is Engineering Genius Babies.

Most people probably think of tastebuds as existing only on their tongues, but did you know there are taste buds in testes? They aren’t exactly like the taste buds in your mouth. Male germ cells–the cells that are destined to become sperm–have molecules on them that can detect bitter tastes.

Unhealthy eating can make a bad mood worse.

The cost of genetic sequencing and synthesis continues to plunge, but the functions of many genes in even the simplest forms of life, like bacteria and yeast, stubbornly hold on to their secrets. Genetic networks interact in complex, mysterious ways. Engineered parts take wild, unexpected turns when inserted into genomes. […] Where biotechnology of the past used cut-and-paste tools to introduce single genes into DNA, “we’re looking at introducing networks of genes and other elements under regulated control to rewire the internal workings” of the organism. […] The almost irrational complexity of life has been one of the biggest surprises to synthetic biologists.

Scientists have discovered a molecular process in the brain triggered by cocaine use that could provide a target for treatments to prevent or reverse addiction to the drug.

The ‘narcoanalytic interview’ is sometimes described as the application of a ‘truth drug’ but the actual practice is far more interesting.

Mothers are easily worried and this cannot always be avoided. But mothers are often worried unnecessarily by insensitivity, unwise choice of words, failure to determine what they are really concerned about, by criticizing them for being over anxious and ignoring their fears, or by inadequate explanation and counselling. [PDF]

The Economics of Spam.

In the context of preventing and fighting crime, the analysis of mobile phone traffic, among actors of a criminal network, is helpful in order to reconstruct illegal activities on the base of the relationships connecting those specific individuals. Thus, forensic analysts and investigators require new advanced tools and techniques which allow them to manage these data in a meaningful and efficient way. In this paper we present LogAnalysis, a tool we developed to provide visual data representation and filtering, statistical analysis features and the possibility of a temporal analysis of mobile phone activities.

A Discussion With Evgeny Morozov, Silicon Valley’s Fiercest Critic.

Coffee takes a wide and unpredictable range of forms throughout the world.

Abercrombie & Fitch, catalog 2003, copy by Slavoj Žižek.

Fashion bloggers and street style stars: Take my picture.

Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science.

Fooling the police with a ‘safety belt T-shirt’ in China.

This Bubble Wrap iPhone Case Will Keep You Satisfied 365 Days a Year.

Bengale Fire Man.

Mortuary admits burying wrong woman.

Palestinian supporters saw the photo as evidence of the Israeli military’s aggression against Palestinian civilians; Israel’s supporters viewed it as a carefully orchestrated bit of propaganda. It turns out that it was quite likely neither one.

He denied that he personally requested a blow job, but said that he told Ashleigh he knew of a magazine where “young ladies can get on the cover if they do some type of sexual favors with the people at the magazine.” The Dark Underbelly of the Miss USA Pageant.

This wireless brain implant could make telekinesis a reality.

Are people either left-brained or right-brained? Like many popular psychology myths, this one has a basis in fact that has been dramatically distorted and exaggerated.

Events in the Future Seem Closer Than Those in the Past.

Life expectancy effects on low self-control and criminal intent. [PDF]

Why do innocent people go to jail in the United States every year for violent crimes they did not commit? Study Reveals 10 Factors in Wrongful Conviction Cases.

Sleepwalkers sometimes remember what they’ve done.

Invented in the 1950s by an artificial-intelligence expert, the device is known as the “useless machine.”

Researchers show that graphene’s superior physical and electrical properties allow for an earphone with frequency response comparable to or better than a pair of commercial Sennheiser earphones.

The Problem with Tumblr and Photography.

Why It’s Nearly Impossible to Make GPS Work for India.

Why the Pope Wears Red Shoes.

Why does Starbucks not need my signature on payment receipt when I pay by credit card?

Japanese remote-controlled toilet.

Webcam Venus.

Water & Sound Experiment.

Larry the Edutainment Gator.

A 75-year-old Japanese man died after 25 hospitals refused to admit him to their emergency rooms 36 times over two hours.

Ukrainian media reported earlier this month that only two of five military-trained dolphins returned to their base. The killer-dolphins are trained to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads.

Clues Suggest Malware Is Moving from PCs to Mobile Devices.

Whole Foods says all products in its North American stores that contain genetically modified ingredients will be labeled as such by 2018.

The ranks of China’s ultra-wealthy in its legislature swelled 20 percent this year. Ninety members of the National People’s Congress are on a list of China’s 1,000 richest people, up from 75 last year. Everyone on the Hurun list had a fortune of at least 1.8 billion yuan ($289.4 million), more than former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

The two studies seem to indicate that both reading and writing on rant-sites tend to be unhealthy practices.

Young men can have multiple orgasms within ten minutes or so, but this ability drops off sharply after age 30.

Scientists Enhance Intelligence of Mice with Human Brain Cells .

Like a car that can switch to ethanol when it runs out of gasoline, heavy drinkers’ brains could tap energy from an alternate fuel source.

Courage and Cowardice in Wartime.

Co-Existence of Vampires and Humans Is Possible: Proofs Based on Models Derived from Fiction Literature, Comic Books and Films [PDF]

Genetic experiments could bring back extinct animals.

Aquaponics is a method of combined fish and vegetable farming that requires no soil.

This is What Happens When You Give Thousands of Stickers to Thousands of Kids. [Thanks Tim]

Empty wine bottle holder.

Oversharing dude gets vibrating dildo stuck up his ass, livetweets trip to ER, X-ray.